Instant Regret Kit
- It’s a bag.
- You’re guaranteed the bag at least.
- What comes with the bag?
- Who knows.
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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You know Thing? Not The Thing, just Thing, like from the Addams Family? Multiply him by a dozen. Wait no, a hundred. No! A thousand. And these Things, they crawl together in a sort of giant cluster that can separate itself into individual hands. The severed hands surround their victim and tear them apart before adding the victim’s hands to their number.
@KoolHandJoe: “A real handy creature. A strikingly horrible thing. A real white knuckle type terror. The kind of scary that really slaps. A real punch in the gut. I must point out this is hands down one of creepiest creature concepts I have heard of.”