Instant Regret Kit
- We really don’t get why you want this stuff
- It’s a regrettable purchase, we promise
- Might not ship out right away
Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like an IRK Day
Say, “I am pure marketing wrapped around a box of trash! And my marketing isn’t even that appealing! And you’re still trying to buy me!”
