Instant Regret Kit

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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Ever since Steve became a high-powered bookkeeper in the big city of Kalamazoo, he’s just been too busy for the Christmas spirit. But that all changes when his rambunctious pet horse finds an ancient Instant Regret Kit that was apparently constructed in Santa’s workshop. Still, will it drive him to finally propose to his estranged high school sweetheart Sue at his hometown’s famous Christmas thesis defense? Find out in… General Store For The Holidays.

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