Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker (Refurbished)
- Crack an egg in the middle tray, stack up all the fixings for your breakfast sandwich, and five minutes later out comes a hot breakfast sandwich just like Jack, Ronald, and the King make
- The removable egg-frying plate is dishwasher-safe, the other plates wipe clean
- Model: R2620 (c’mon, you can’t start a model number with R2 and then cop out like that)
Which maybe are you?
Maybe you cook yourself a nice hearty breakfast every morning. Good for you. But we bet you could probably use a few extra minutes: to hit the snooze button, to get ready for the day, or even just to enjoy the breakfast you cooked. This Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker fries the egg, melts the cheese on the sausage or ham, heats the English muffin or bagel, and presses it all into a nice hearty breakfast in five minutes. Seems like that extra time is worth twelve bucks.
Maybe you eat a fast-food breakfast sandwich every morning. We get it. It’s easy, it’s filling, and there’s just something satisfying about those tidy little breakfast pucks. The time you save eating while driving more than makes up for the time it takes to go through the drive-thru. But have you ever added up how much it costs? Hmm, four or five bucks a day times five days a week times 50 weeks a year… yikes. That’s hundreds of dollars a year beyond what it would cost you to buy and use this Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker. Seems like those savings are worth twelve bucks.
Maybe you don’t eat breakfast at all. Hey, you’re a grownup. Nobody can make you eat anything you don’t want to eat. You should just know that the blood sugar you need to do things like “think” and “move” is pretty low in the morning. Skipping breakfast depletes it even further. Not only will you feel like crap and suck at doing things, but you’re more likely to overeat junk calories later in the day to pull yourself out of the doldrums. A good breakfast improves your alertness, your performance, your mood, and ultimately your health. Seems like those benefits are worth twelve bucks.
Maybe you don’t care about money or time or nourishment. You live for kicks. You’re all about today, man, and life is just a chase for the next thrill. Well, we bet you’ve never made a complete breakfast sandwich with one appliance before. It’s wild, man. You’ve already said you don’t care about money anyway. Seems like those kicks are worth twelve bucks.
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