Hakol Retro Video Game Console with 10,888 Pre-loaded Games
- All-in-one, semi-legitimate console
- So. Many. Games.
- “Did ya beat ‘em all yet, Brandon?”
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon
Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.
The Deal: Retro console with a preposterous amount of games
The Objectively Perfect Recipient: The friend who always “100 percents” every game; should keep them busy until next year at least
But Also Fine For: People who want to own 10,000 or more of something