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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon

Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:

Talk Like the Overseer of a Popular Omelet Bar Day

Speak into an imaginary earpiece saying things like, “Bell peppers, Jack! Not hot peppers! BELL PEPPERS!” Or “I swear, Brandon, if that ham isn’t PERFECTLY cubed, be ready to hand in your resignation!”

So far today...

  • 83118 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 524 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 28 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $451 total.
  • (including shipping)

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