Joe-rathon!

Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)

Fine, I’ve flipped the power back on. Turns out an entirely candle-lit office isn’t as easy as it sounds. Plus, it was making for a bit of a spooky atmosphere. The sentient bluetooth speakers were really having a field day, creeping me out!

Oh, you didn’t know that one in ever ten bluetooth speakers we get in has gained sentience and learned human emotions? Yeah, that’s common knowledge around the warehouse. We do our best to weed them out and keep them around here, but occasionally one slips through, out into the world.

Uh, probably not the one you bought from us that one time, though. Yeah, uh, no need to worry about that!