Free Hugs Shirt by ApeLad

  • Sometimes you see a shirt with text and think: Way to explain the joke!
  • And other times you see a shirt without text and think: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
  • But only rarely do you see a website smart enough to split the difference.
  • We are that website.
  • By which we mean: get this shirt with words or without words.
  • Model: 4PE5-0F-WR4TH
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Fact or Fiction?

Four truths and three lies about the artist Adam Koford:

  • Adam Koford, as a shirt designer often under the moniker of “Apelad”, has sold more than 260 designs on websites like Shirt.Woot, including several that this former Woot copywriter often still thinks of and laughs aloud.

  • Adam Koford’s art studio is in a house boat currently floating in international waters, the only place he can execute his diabolical pencil hold without being taken into police custody.

  • Adam Koford was, for a time, a jockey. He and his horse Maple Syrup were dominant, winning the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. On the track of the Belmont Stakes, though, disaster struck. Just feet from the finish line, Maple Syrup collapsed in a cloud of gray smoke, at which point it was discovered Maple Syrup was not a horse at all, but a robot powered, at its center, by a tiny car driving on a tiny treadmill.

  • Adam Koford is the creator of Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a webcomic which can be viewed at HOBOTOPIA.com, as well as in a new book, One More For The Road, COMING SOON (stay tuned to Hobotopia for an official announcement in a couple weeks). A few months ago, he posted his 3000th Laugh-Out-Loud cats drawing. And since pictures are each worth a thousand words, that means Koford has produced the equivalent of 3 million words, the equivalent of somewhere between 30 and 50 novels. That’s impressive!

  • Adam Koford opens bananas by making several exacting surgical incisions with a scalpel. The peel-removal process can take up to two hours, but according to Koford, it’s worth it. “If you respect the fruit,” he says, “it will in turn respect you by unlocking heretofore hidden flavors.”

  • Adam Koford has worked as a senior writer and story artist on the video game versions of Bolt, Toy Story 3, and Cars 2. Which means he can say things like, “I wrote Toy Story 3,” and not technically be lying!

  • Adam Koford designed today’s shirt.

Okay, now it’s your turn to guess: which ones are true and which ones are lies?!

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