FRAAS Versatile All Season Blanket Wrap Scarves
- Get your scarves for next fall and winter while they’re cheap
- Or get your scarves for summer (and the A/C is cold) while they’re cheap
- Or get your scarves for right now while they’re cheap
- Buy up to four of these super soft all-season season scarves for cheap is what we’re saying
- Model: TH4T5-4-WR4P
Well Seasoned
“Professor! Thank goodness I found you! There’s something I need to talk to you about. You know all this strange, unpredictable weather we’ve been having? Professor… I think it’s me!”
“What? Jessica that’s just–”
“No, please. Let me finish. You see, I was shopping online, and I found this mysterious website. They were selling FRAAS Versatile All Season Blanket Wrap Scarves for just $6 each.”
“That’s a good deal.”
“Exactly. In fact, perhaps it was too good of a deal. Because the day I ordered them, it was crisp and sunny. But the next day, professor? It snowed! Several inches! And then two days after that it was 70 degrees! And then a day after that it was 50 and rainy!”
“Yes, but again, that’s just–”
“A curse? I couldn’t agree more, professor! You see, I thought when it said they were ‘all season’ it meant they were made out of soft, light material so they could be worn as a scarf or a drape year round. But don’t you get it? It was a trick! And now I have cursed us to experience every season, all at once!”
“But Jessica, that’s not a curse. What you’re describing is just spring in the Midwest.”
“Really?”
“Yes. The weather is always odd this time of year.”
“Huh. I guess you’re right. That does explain it. Or, most of it. Because, listen to this, professor: I went back to that same website several days after placing my order, and the scarves? They’d vanished! Replaced with an entirely different product. And the next day, that product had been replaced by a different product still.”
“Blazes! Are you serious?”
“Yes! As serious as I ever could be! So was I right? Is it a curse?”
“No, I’m just surprised there are still sites out there doing the deal-a-day thing in 2020. But to each their own, I guess.”
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