FoodSaver Vacuum Sealing System (Refurbished)

  • Sucks out and seals out air, mortal enemy of all food, so you can keep it edible essentially forever
  • Includes one 11" x 10’ roll of plastic, 3 quart bags, 2 gallon bags, and an accessory hose
  • You can use that hose to seal up containers and marinate food real fast (seriously, vacuum marinating is a thing)
  • People also use them to seal up tools, clothes, toiletries, and anything else that air hates
  • Model: V2222 (short, easy to remember, looks cool, and Google-unique: bravo)
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For recreational use.

You shouldn’t use this to seal marijuana that you legally buy in Washington, Oregon, Alaska, or Colorado so it’s easier to conceal when traveling to, or through, other states. No matter how ridiculous you think it is for possession of a plant to be legal in one state but illegal in others, no matter how obvious it is that marijuana prohibition is on its last legs worldwide, that would be wrong.

It doesn’t matter that recreational cannabis will be legalized this year in several other states: almost certainly in California and Massachusetts, very possibly in Vermont and Nevada and Arizona, maybe even Maine. Once it crosses state lines, that officially benign substance becomes very harmful, somehow.

That’s a risk you shouldn’t take. Even though this vacuum sealer completely seals out air, and keeps the aroma contained, and compresses your marijuana into a compact little package that fits easily and unobtrusively under a car seat, inside a checked bag, or in a shipped package, you just shouldn’t.

Just stick to preserving fresh fruit for weeks, cheese for months, frozen meat for years. Use the attachment to marinate food in minutes. Nobody has ever used a vacuum sealer to conceal marijuana and you shouldn’t be the first.

We can’t be held responsible for any consequences resulting from the use of this Food Saver Vacuum Sealing System to preserve marijuana. Not from the use of marijuana, we mean; we’re talking about the harm to your life from the law enforcement regime set up to, uh, keep marijuana from harming your life.

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