Eternal Home Neck and Shoulder Shiatsu Massager with 38 Modes
- 38 modes and 15 levels of strength to beat your back and neck into relaxing
- Like a futuristic robe-vest that wants to do nothing but make you feel comfortable
- Most of you will get this by Christmas, but we can’t guarantee it (always check the estimated delivery dates)
- Model: PG93923, which is popular film rating in the vampire community
Shirt or Massager?
We know what you’re thinking. Should you buy this Eternal Shiatsu Home Massager, or two shirts from Mediocritee?
So, let’s break it down:
PROS FOR THE SHIATSU MASSAGER
- 15 levels of strength and 38 different modes to sooth your tired body and relieve muscle tightness.
- Great shoulder coverage.
- One size fits all.
- Portable, so you can bring it with you on that stressful trip.
- Colors look a little Star Wars-y, for fans (but not a Star Wars-endorsed product, for non-fans).
CONS FOR THE SHIATSU MASSAGER
- No sleeves.
- Gives none of its surface area over to great artists and designers.
- Will get some looks if worn as a top on casual Friday (even if it is, perhaps, the most casual thing possible to wear).
- Only one thing.
PROS FOR 2 SHIRTS FROM MEDIOCRITEE
- Very affordable (both will cost you just $21).
- Great designs from your favorite shirt artists.
- Will hide from the world whether belly button is an innie or an outie.
- Often times, unmistakably Star Wars-themed.
CONS FOR 2 SHIRTS FROM MEDIOCRITEE
- Soft, comfortable, and will definitely not hurt the neck or back, but won’t do much for muscle tension.
- Sized.
- Just two modes to choose from: wear or not wear.
- Often times, unmistakably Star Wars-themed.
In conclusion, you should definitely buy… both the shirts and the massager.
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