Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun
Our Take
- It probably hurts a little bit
- But it feels good in the long run
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “Relationships are like muscles. Occasionally, there will be knots. Like one party forgetting Valentine’s Day. But we can always work it out with a good massage gun!”
What it actually says: “Here’s my late Valentine’s Day gift. Surprise! It’s pain!”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[DAY TWO] How are you holding up?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/g8xet019z0cmzk6jubma.webp)
