Cuisinart Pure Indulgence Frozen Yogurt, Sorbet and Ice Cream Maker
Our Take
- Make cold treats like they eat on Hoth
- Wait, you wouldn’t eat cold things on Hoth
- Make cold treats that’d melt instantly on Mustafar
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Over time, the nameless Sith Lord considered having Goofus replaced as an apprentice. The thought was not all that uncommon among the masters that preceded him or those that followed. If they were to grow tired of their current apprentice, they may take on another in secret, or find a more skilled candidate. Eventually a time would come where the two apprentices would be manipulated to fight each other. Whoever won would continue their apprenticeship, only to later face replacement again or usurp the title of master.
Unfortunately for him, most of his candidates would meet with untimely, strange, and perhaps to a degree comedic ends. The universe or something would simply not let him escape his greatest sin.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
