Cuisinart 12-Cup Classic Programmable Coffeemaker

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

The one who would become Goofus allegedly displayed many callous idiosyncrasies, as expected in a future Sith Lord.

In systems where individuals were expected to tip their attendants, he wholeheartedly refused. When asked about it, he is reported to have stated that he “never had to tip people back home.”

It would later be found that tipping had been, in fact, the norm in his home system at the time.

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