Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like a Great British Bake-Off Judge Day
Say, “What we’ve assigned the bakers today is something called a ‘Taart van Pijn,’ a savory treat handed out to traveling musicians in the Netherlands in the late 1600s. It involves a hot water crust and three layers of meat meringue, all wrapped inside tempura phyllo.”