Big Red House 2-Piece Heat-Resistant Oven Mitts
- Heat resistant
- (Wouldn’t be much good if they weren’t, would it?)
- Terrible for scratching your pox
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon
Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.
The Deal: Really good oven mitts
The Objectively Perfect Recipient: 90s sitcom character suffering from chicken pox in the obligatory hands-duct-taped-into-oven-mitts episode
But Also Fine For: Cooks or whatever