Today's SideDeal
Holiday Joy 6-Piece Electric Window Candle Lamp Set
- No flames, no problem
- Lacking joy this holiday season? Buy these.
- This way to the IRK
Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon
“What do you mean you never heard of getting an electric Candle Set while trick-or-treating?” Old Mr. Dunning laughed at the confused kiddos assembled before his house. “Back in my day, that’s all they gave out. Though maybe not the electric kind. Just normal candles. And they were lit too. And if you let your candle go out before you get home, that’s how they knew who to tie to the town clock for a day. Taught you a lesson about candle care, it did. Ain’t do that anymore. Everything’s too PC now. All these parents, they don’t practice discipline–”
The kids backed slowly away.
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