Baroque Pearl Rhodium Silver Charm Bracelet
- It’s Mother’s Day coming up. Doesn’t your mom or a mom you know deserve something… charming?
- You get to choose between: White, Black, Black & Gray, White w/ Gold Tone or Pastel w/ Gold Tone
- Get one for $15, or for $25 you can get one White pearl bracelet and another bracelet of your choice
- The key charms don’t actually open anything as far as we aware, but then again, we don’t have magic in our hearts so you never know!
- Each one is 8 inches long, but can be adjusted at home with pliers or by a jeweler. (Not that we doubt your plier skills, but we recommend the latter.)
In High Spirits
In pre-historic times, jewelry such as this was made primarily from animal bones, shells, and clay, and used to ward off evil spirits. Unfortunately, while the materials and the methods of production have changed, the purpose has not.
The following are just a few modern day evil spirits we hope these Baroque Pearl Charm Bracelets are able to keep away:
-
The spirit that tells you to open the important email on your phone while in line for coffee, thus marking it read, so you forget to reply to it later.
-
The spirit of listening to podcast-about-thing while not paying much attention to actual-thing.
-
The spirit which dictates that places with a market and a sit-down foodcourt will always have a line for gratuity on their receipts, leading you to accidentally leave a tip when all you did was buy a jar of sauce off the shelf.
-
The spirit that makes your friend ask, “Hey, what are you doing Saturday?” and then makes you say, “Nothing at all! Totally open!” And then makes your friend say, “Oh, awesome! So you can come my drama group’s production of Rocky Horror!”
-
The spirit that convinces you 9 more minutes of sleep is necessary.
-
The spirit that comes after that one and tells you that: no, wait, it’s actually 9 more minutes after the first 9 more minutes that you need.
-
The spirit of needing a printer one time, buying a printer, then having to find a place to put a printer you never use.
Again, it is merely our HOPE that the charm bracelets will fend off these awful creatures from beyond. We make no guarantees, but as the old saying goes: better safe than sorry.
And if there are some modern spirits that are bugging you, please feel free to share them in the comments!
