Happy National Pretzel Day!

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I know what you’re thinking. I already posted a national day for April 26th. It’s gauche and indicative of poor breeding to post another one. I know that. Everybody knows that. That’s what we’re all taught from the beginning, and I would never question the conventional wisdom.

But pretzels.

PRETZELS!!














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Now you’ve been PRETZEL BOMBED, Fucker!!
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