Audiovox Universal Vehicle Tablet Mount with Bluetooth Headphones
- Turn the back of any seat in your car into a THEATER!
- A very very small tablet-sized theater.
- Can be adjusted for any vehicle seat and any tablet.
- Built-In FM transmitter for imposing your audio on others
- Comes with bluetooth wireless headphones, so you don’t need to worry about yanking your head one way and pulling the whole thing down.
- Model: IPD-UNVBT, which is also an acronym for Indianapolis Police Department’s Unbelievably Natural Ventriloquist Bonding Team, which seeks to expose the gritty underbelly of the city’s puppetry scene by getting closer to seemingly corrupt puppeteers.
Opportunity Equinox
It’s here, friends, the holiday we’ve all been waiting for! The vernal equinox! Marking the day the sun crosses the celestial equator, this is by far one of the top ten days worth celebrating [in March]! And we want to make sure you have the best day possible, so we’ve put together a few tips for knocking this year’s equinox festivities out of the park!
Dress Outside the Box
Every year, you’re faced with the same dilemma: what do you wear to the vernal-equinox-themed costume party? Everyone is going to go as the Earth or the Sun or as the Concept of Seasonal Change, but costumes like those are played out. Try something different this time around! If you’re going alone, perhaps dress as Knicks rookie Kevin Knox but with slides and dials for sound adjustment strapped to your chest (equalizer-Knox). Or, get a partner and both go dressed as Fort Knox (equal-Knox).
Don’t Forget to Look Up
This year, the vernal equinox is bringing something special. For the first time since the year 2000 (and for the last time until 2030), the full moon will fall on the first day of spring. And this is no ordinary full moon; it’s a “super worm moon.” What does that mean? We don’t know, but if we had to guess, we’d say it’s a moon that plays songs inspired by both bluegrass and psychedelic rock tropes.
Find A Good Balance
Some believe that on the day of the vernal equinox you can balance an egg upright. That has been proven to be untrue. You can, however, use the Audiovox Universal Vehicle Mount to essentially balance any tablet on the back of a vehicle seat for easy viewing. Not to mention, it comes with wireless headphones! What does this have to do with the vernal equinox? It’s simple: if you say “vernal equinox” very fast and get a few syllables wrong and maybe you’re drunk, it might sound a little bit like “Vehicle Audiovox.”
Think Ahead
Have some Tylenol and Pedialyte ready or else you might be in rough shape tomorrow morning. And don’t forget to go to the store tomorrow for great savings on all that vernal equinox candy that didn’t sell.
There you have it, the best way to enjoy all the wild vernal equinox festivities! Remember to celebrate responsibly (and to definitely buy a Audiovox Universal Vehicle Mount)!
