Anker PowerCore III Elite 25,600mAh 87 Watt PD High Speed USB-C Power Bank

  • Tons of those sweet mAhs
  • Dual USB-C ports
  • Removes all excuses for breaking your Duolingo streak
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Big fat powerbank

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: Chargin’ Marge, known for never straying more than a cord’s length away from an outlet

But Also Fine For: Irresponsible phone users and/or Candy Crush enthusiasts

So far today...

  • 193303 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 302 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 64 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $3860 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?