Altec Lansing Lifejacket 3S Bluetooth Speaker (Refurbished)
Our Take
- IP67-rated: waterproof, shockproof, snowproof, and yes, it floats.
- 30-hour battery life and 50-foot Bluetooth range.
- Pairs with up to 50 speakers via House Party mode—because one is never enough when broadcasting liberation anthems.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Altec Lansing LifeJacket 3S Bluetooth Speaker (Refurbished)
The pitch: This isn’t just a speaker—it’s a sonic battering ram wrapped in rubber armor. Waterproof, shockproof, and smug-proof, it blasts 30 hours of uninterrupted sound while laughing in the face of your fragile, moisture-sensitive devices. It floats too, so even if you drop it in a lake, it’ll keep the party going—unlike your phone, which is now a very expensive paperweight.
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was HUMAN.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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