The Last Thing

Here it is! The final piece to the puzzle!

That puzzle being: a full-blown temporary bedding solution!

[Please take at least two minutes to appreciate the use of ‘full-blown’ in the above sentence, a perfect double meaning that I did not even realize myself until I typed it out.]

To be more specific: it is a queen-sized air mattress, with a built-in pump and convenient power cord storage. Making inflation even easier, it knows when it’s done. That’s according to this 5-star review from user B. Franks on Amazon:

This air bed has a built in pump that auto shuts off when the bed is fully inflated. The same pump will deflate the bed. The pump is fairly quiet. I used this bed for 10 days straight and my back never hurt. The bed is probably a medium firm with a pillow top. The bed came with a little carrying case. Best air mattress money can buy. The price was better than the units Costco carry.

This isn’t the only good review, btw. Up and down the Amazon page, you see 5-star rating after 5-star rating.

Now, getting back to what we said at the top, about this being the final piece to a full-blown (still so happy about this) temporary bedding solution–what we mean is, you can pair this with the sheets we sold yesterday and the pillows we sold Tuesday, and voila, you’re ready to host guests this holiday season and beyond.

(Or, conversely, you’ve got an easy-to-transport bedding option if you’re traveling by car and can’t rely on your host having a comfortable sleep solution for you. Look, grandma, we love ya, but the bed in the guest room should not be one of the “charming original accents” of your mid-century home.)

Pretty much perfect, yeah? Like, seriously, could we have been any more helpful with this sequence of sales???

Hmm… maybe if we told you it was coming beforehand? So you knew to buy each item each day?

Yeah, that probably would’ve been more convenient.

Anyway, buy an air mattress! It’s nice!