9-Pack: Comfort Republic Bamboo Viscose Briefs
- Fly or No Fly, the choice is yours
- Just like Han Solo wore
- You can’t prove otherwise
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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Darth Goofus encountered his first Jedi face-to-face on Coruscant. Instinct should have told him it was a bad idea to engage at that time. He should have felt it in the Force, insensitive as he was. Against any better judgment, however, the bold Sith Lord decided to confront them head-on.
“Sorry, but I won’t go out with you,” she’d said, politely apologetic.
“Why?” he asked with some frustration.
She raised an eyebrow and drew his attention to the lightsaber on her hip. “Because… I’m a Jedi?”
“But… you’re hot?”
It can be safely assumed Goofus did not score that day.
