72-Pack: Maxim Tailor Made Condoms + 8 Packets of Lubricant
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
A condom that eats?
This one’s weirding me out.
I’m ceding to Sean on this one.
Sean’s pitch
Also no.
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.