6-Pack: Bernini Table Guard Fly Fan Repellers
Our Take
- Flies be gone!
- A fan that gets rid of pests
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 6-pack of Bernini Table Guard Fly Fan Repellers as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “Why didn’t I get you a gift on Valentine’s Day? Because I didn’t want to be a pest. And now, you won’t be worried about other pests coming around. That’s what I do: rather than thinking of one day, I think about all the days.”
What it actually says: “Sorry I forgot Valentine’s Day. If only I could’ve seen the calendar through the swarms of gnats in your disgusting apartment.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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