6-Inch Hand Carved Wooden Eyeglasses Holder with Black Mustache

  • A ~quirky, fun new item~
  • It’ll hold your glasses and look real funny
  • Also, in 2020, this is what we call “company”
  • We’re bringing the weird this time, stick around!
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

You wouldn’t expect to see a celebrity in the quaint hamlet of Mostly Sunny Junction. After all, it’s never been the lap of luxury, especially since the Hand Carved Wooden Eyeglasses Holder factory shut down. But that makes it perfect escape for YouTube Influencer Rick Steedman. He’s tired of the hustle and bustle of the big city and just wants to spend the holiday somewhere quiet. But when he meets Katie, a single mom who’s set aside her dreams of becoming a intaglio printmaker to work as a waitress at the local Southern soul food restaurant–well, let’s just say, he might extend his stay! Watch the sparks fly in… All I Yen For Christmas Is You!

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