4-Pack: SecureBrite 9-in-1 Emergency Auto Tool with Flashlight
Our Take
- Emergency lighting
- Seatbelt cutter, window smasher
- Duct tape cutter, kidnapper smasher…
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon
Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a 4-Pack: SecureBrite 9-in-1 Emergency Auto Tool with Flashlight could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:
TRICK: You have the confidence to attempt a tire change in the dark. Why’s that hook hanging from your door handle, though??
TREAT: No, seriously, have one or two of these in your glovebox before you need them.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.