4-Pack: SecureBrite 9-in-1 Emergency Auto Tool with Flashlight

Our Take

  • Emergency lighting
  • Seatbelt cutter, window smasher
  • Duct tape cutter, kidnapper smasher…
  • Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
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A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon

Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a 4-Pack: SecureBrite 9-in-1 Emergency Auto Tool with Flashlight could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:

TRICK: You have the confidence to attempt a tire change in the dark. Why’s that hook hanging from your door handle, though??

TREAT: No, seriously, have one or two of these in your glovebox before you need them.

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