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40-Pack: Cuisinart Reusable Stainless Steel Straws
- You get 20X straight straws
- You get 20X curved straws
- You get 10X little cleaning brushes
- Great for experimenting with Laminar flow
- It’s more fun to drink out of straws
- It’s not fun to throw away a bunch of straws
- Cuisinart really does make all the kitchen stuff, don’t they?
- Model: 5TR4W-M4N
EZ Drinker
In honor of this 40-pack of Cuisinart Stainless Steel Straws (all that straw utility, none of that straw garbage) and “Spooky Cute” (two glow-in-the-dark designs that are, well, spooky and cute, available now from Mediocritee), we present:
A Horrendous Horror Joke
Thus concludes:
A Horrendous Horror Joke
And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!