40-Pack: Cuisinart Reusable Stainless Steel Straws

  • You get 20X straight straws
  • You get 20X curved straws
  • You get 10X little cleaning brushes
  • Great for experimenting with Laminar flow
  • It’s more fun to drink out of straws
  • It’s not fun to throw away a bunch of straws
  • Cuisinart really does make all the kitchen stuff, don’t they?
  • Model: 5TR4W-M4N
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EZ Drinker

In honor of this 40-pack of Cuisinart Stainless Steel Straws (all that straw utility, none of that straw garbage) and “Spooky Cute” (two glow-in-the-dark designs that are, well, spooky and cute, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Horrendous Horror Joke

Thus concludes:

A Horrendous Horror Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 47119 of you visited.
  • 54% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3319 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 712 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $12467 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?