3-Pack: Men's Flex Stretch Slim Straight Jeans with 5 Pockets
- Four-Way Stretch technology
- Hi-tech, like something out of Star Wars
- Han Solo would’ve definitely worn these probably
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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It is said that Darth Goofus often disguised himself as an intersystem pilot, taking travelers from destination to destination for a fee. Many suspected that this role was merely a cover for his clandestine travels while he enacted the dark will of his master.
In actuality, Goofus had finally been cut off by his parents. Funds were drying up, and according to him, Sith Lordship doesn’t “pay like I think it used to.”
