3-Pack: KeyConcepts 120 Hydrocolloid Pimple Patches in 3 Sizes (360 Patches)

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

The Sith Lord taught him the mechanics of the blade. “The lightsaber is powered by a crystal here in the hilt. This crystal will control its length, strength, and other attributes.”

“Ah,” his apprentice had said in fascination. He then asked, wearing an astute expression, “Is it like a JO crystal?”

“A what?” the Sith Lord had inquired, likely with great hesitance.

“Because those can power up your length and strength too,” the apprentice had winked. “If you know what I mean.”

It can be assumed that his master did not, in fact, know what he meant.

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