2-Pack: Wise Owl Outfitters Large Camping Towels with Washcloths
Our Take
- Can only be used while camping
- Will combust if used in a house
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
“Have a little accident?!?” the other boys screeched as Jonathon emerged from the middle school restroom. Someone had removed the paper towels as a prank and his pants were noticeably damp after drying his hands on them.
“Would you rather be suffocated by a large towel or choke on a washcloth?” he asked, cooly, placing an order for something on his phone.
Seemed like a funny question. See who has the last laugh in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
As an April Fools’ Day prank, Jake gave little Jimmy a large camping towel. But the joke’s on him, as little Jiimmy quickly grows to fit the towel. And keeps growing. And growing. And growing. Until he’s taller than the ancient pines of the nearby forest.
And he has his own prank planned, a giant one. What is it? Well, let’s just say it rhymes with a phrase that rhymes with “stomp on Jake” in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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