2-Pack: Statik MarCase by Noah Flagel Floating Waterproof Phone Pouch
Our Take
- No-nonsense pouch that keeps your phone dry
- It’s clear, so you can see what’s going on in there.
- Here’s a $33 IRK! (Check the sale for details on how to get that price down to a birthday-appropriate $11)
11 Underwhelming Years: a birthday Meh-rathon
THE AMAZING FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED
Neural implants beaming info right into your brain
THE UNDERWHELMING REALITY WE GOT INSTEAD
2-Pack: Statik MarCase by Noah Flagel Floating Waterproof Phone Pouch
WHY WE’LL TAKE IT ANYWAY
Your phone is basically a neural implant that you carry around with you.
Welcome to day two, where instead of looking back, we look ahead. Let’s think about what the future may hold. (Since the last decade or so was honestly a little rough.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[BDAY] Best Wishes From the REAL Birthday Irk (If You Can Find Him)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dwp7wg0o6lzc4xxg5fmi.webp)
![[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dvwdwhzbnxliirinvhy5.webp)
