2-Pack: Statik 10L MarCase by Noah Flegel Waterproof Bags
Our Take
- Wear it on your back (or on your front).
- Keeps the stuff inside dry
- Here’s a $33 IRK! (Check the sale for details on how to get that price down to a birthday-appropriate $11)
11 Underwhelming Years: a birthday Meh-rathon
THE AMAZING FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED
An apocalyptic hellscape where your stylish clothes only rip in places that make you look more jacked
THE UNDERWHELMING REALITY WE GOT INSTEAD
2-Pack: Statik 10L MarCase by Noah Flegel Waterproof Bags
WHY WE’LL TAKE IT ANYWAY
Even if they aren’t exactly sexy, these will hold all your stuff, apocalypse or not.
Welcome to day two, where instead of looking back, we look ahead. Let’s think about what the future may hold. (Since the last decade or so was honestly a little rough.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[BDAY] Best Wishes From the REAL Birthday Irk (If You Can Find Him)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dwp7wg0o6lzc4xxg5fmi.webp)
![[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dvwdwhzbnxliirinvhy5.webp)
