2-Pack: Sofft Smoothing Tank Top
Our Take
- Like shirts
- But get this? No sleeves
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 2-pack of Sofft Smoothing Tank Tops as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “When I missed Valentine’s Day, you showed such strength to not get mad at me. You showed your resilience to the shells of my forgetfulness. You navigated the spiky terrain of our relationship with ease. You were, in short, like a tank. So I bought you this tank top.”
What it actually says: “I would’ve gotten the ones with sleeves, but these were cheaper.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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