2-Pack: SecureBright 9-in-1 Emergency Tools with Flashlights

  • It’s a flashlight
  • It’s an emergency light
  • It’s a seatbelt cutter and window breaker
  • It’s got a hook for hanging and magnets for… magnetizing
  • Helpful in a pinch
  • You get TWO of them
  • Model: TH3-L16HT-5TUFF
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In honor of this 2-pack of SecureBright 9-in-1 Emergency Tools (with a flashlight and boatload of other features for when you’re stuck in a bad situation) and “Furry-ous” (two designs celebrating the not so fast and the potentially furious, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

Another Farce of an F9 Joke

Thus concludes:

Another Farce of an F9 Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 53146 of you visited.
  • 47% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3256 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 501 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $8646 total.
  • (including shipping)

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