2-Pack: Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers

  • Takes temperatures
  • Totally touchless
  • Two!
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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What is it? Touchless temperature taker
When is it? 2020

Trip Report: We really avoided the petty opportunistic salesmanship during the Covid days but it turns out we wish we had yacht money instead of principles.

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  • 28% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 266 clicked meh
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  • 34 of these.
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  • (including shipping)

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