2-Pack: Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer
Our Take
- They make cold brew fast
- (Like, in 25ish minutes)
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Her roommate’s obsession with her daily coffee ritual made slyly swapping for decaf an obviously hilarious goof. She’ll learn the hard way that certain things are important when keeping the werewolf transformation at bay, in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Is it possible for a cup of cold brew to be brewed so rapidly that it opens a gateway to hell, or is it just that Molly’s a bit over-caffeinated and seeing things? Or maybe it’s a prank by her snotty little brother. Although the demons sure do seem real enough in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
