2-Pack: Pogo Dual COB LED Mini Night Lantern
Our Take
- You should buy light stuff whenever we sell them
- You’ll probably use them
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill.
They also say this LED light will burn 10,000 hours (as long as you keep sticking new batteries in there).
How’s it feel to know that this discount mini lantern has more commitment to its goals than you do, huh, Jerry?
The April Fools’ joke is on everyone reading this who isn’t named Jerry.
The horrifying existential crisis is for you, Jerry.
FInd out how we cast you in the film called… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
The pranks had been getting too fierce in the town of Duncan, Indiana. So Tina and Terry grabbed their Pogo Lanterns, thinking they could hide out from all the wild shenanigans in the caves on Farmer Donneley’s farm.
The only problem?
They weren’t alone.
Will they survive the night?
And, also, follow-up: did I do this exact one earlier? Like, almost word-for-word?
Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
