2-Pack of TrackR Pixel Bluetooth Item Trackers
- It’s a little keychain sized thing that’ll help you find your keys, with LEDs and a loud ringer.
- You can also use the TrackR to find your phone.
- If you’re out of range, you can “rely on the global network of TrackR app users” to help you find it. That sounds neat.
- Model: 0N-TR4CK-4-A-GR34T-B1RTHD4Y.
Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!
For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!
Since it’s lunchtime, we should celebrate one particular Meh employee we’re all happy to have on board. Of course, we’re referring to Kryle Timberlain, the head chef in our renowned cafeteria.
Before coming to Meh, Kryle studied at the Institute of Surrealist Culinary Ventures and worked in several of the most lauded nonsense restaurants in Paris.
Today’s birthday menu is a testament to his prowess for creating delicious meals that defy reality. Just take a look:
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Starter: Origami soup flavored with the essence of when you know the exact answer to the trivia question.
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Entree: Miniature chicken pot pie stuffed with a full-sized chicken pot pie, which is itself stuffed with edible gold and black truffle confusion.
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Dessert: A dessert desert, featuring a spread of cinna-sand, with a cactus glaze, and served with a sweet thirst dipping sauce.
See how lucky we are to have Kryle around!
