2-Pack: Odyssey Toys Tiny Movers

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

“It is the nature of the Sith to use a red lightsaber.”


“Do you have a problem with that?”

“No, no. Red’s great. Good choice.”

“Well then, let’s-“

“But, just hear me out. Aren’t there any more, I don’t know, unique colors out there? I wanna stand out. I wanna have them see me switch this baby on and take a few steps back like whoa.”

“They will likely do that regardless of what color it is.”

“It should send a message, though. Like, people know, don’t mess with this guy when they see the red already. But is there like a black one, maybe? Now that’d be badass.”

The Sith Lord would, for the remainder of his life, do everything in his power to prevent his apprentice from learning of the Darksaber.

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