Too late It’s over

2-Pack: NutraBurst Original Premium Liquid Multivitamin (64 servings)

Didn’t buy that juicer? This is lazy juicing.
72 minerals, all essential vitamin extracts
22 phytonutrients from fruits and vegetables
18 amino acids

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Okay, what about a deadly or maybe zombie virus that spreads rapidly and unpredictably. Nobody can figure out what’s going on at first. This is because it is triggered by a secret word. You say the secret word in the presence of someone infected, and it infects you too!

@KoolHandJoe: “Lucky for everyone the secret word is actually logorrhea… So unless the current educational system here in the USA drastically improves we are likely to not see this virus infecting too many people.”