2-Pack: Luminara Ivory Flameless Candles (4.5" or 6.5")

  • Super realistic looking
  • Not dangerous
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
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The Cold is Coming: a Meh-rathon

How to prepare for the cold days ahead with a 2-Pack of Luminara Ivory Flameless Candles (4.5" or 6.5"):

  1. Set them up around the house so they’re ready to provide realistic candlelight without the flame.
  2. Tell your roommate Paul that they were designed for use in the Haunted Kingdom at Disney.
  3. Wait, you don’t have a roommate.
  4. Look at historical records.
  5. A Paul Bellinger lived in your house in 1865.
  6. He died in a fire.
  7. A fire started by a candle.
  8. And here you were going on and on about candles.
  9. You really can be insensitive sometimes.

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