2-Pack: Luminara Ivory Flameless Candles (4.5" or 6.5")
Our Take
- Super realistic looking
- Not dangerous
- Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
The Cold is Coming: a Meh-rathon
How to prepare for the cold days ahead with a 2-Pack of Luminara Ivory Flameless Candles (4.5" or 6.5"):
- Set them up around the house so they’re ready to provide realistic candlelight without the flame.
- Tell your roommate Paul that they were designed for use in the Haunted Kingdom at Disney.
- Wait, you don’t have a roommate.
- Look at historical records.
- A Paul Bellinger lived in your house in 1865.
- He died in a fire.
- A fire started by a candle.
- And here you were going on and on about candles.
- You really can be insensitive sometimes.
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What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
