2-Pack: Lightsaber Chopsticks

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

Darth Goofus allegedly tried to pick up women using mind tricks on several occasions. According to all known records, however, his persuasion was only successful with a single individual, despite numerous attempts.

It was later confirmed that scholars had counted Goofus persuading himself in the mirror each night before going out that this technique was definitely going to work.

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