2-Pack: Kuhn Rikon 2-Cup Pull Chops with Gift Boxes
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
“Let’s play a game…” (Imagine the gravelly Saw voice.)
Except instead of forcing some poor protagonist to take her arm off with a bone saw or navigate the paper cut pit, the gag is that it’s all clunky kitchen gadgets completely ill-suited for the horrific task at hand.
You won’t believe they’re still making these movies when you watch… *April Fools”!
Sean’s pitch
Need a scary movie premise. Well, consider these 10 chilling words: Sentient Kuhn Rikon 2-Cup Pull Chops with Sentient Gift Boxes. And they’ve all come alive as the calendar turned over from March to April.
Is anyone safe? Find out this spring in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
