2-Pack: Health-O-Meter Digital Glass Body Weight Tracking Bathroom Scale
Our Take
- Health-O-Meter: just a fantastic brand name
- A good scale is good to have
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
A prankster has changed what the bathroom scale measures. The camera pans slowly down to a number. It makes no obvious sense…703.
The next day? 694.
What’s it counting down? Nuggets eaten? Episodes of Grey’s Anatomy watched? And what happens when it reaches zero??
Find out in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Certainly it’s just a prank, right? When Terrance steps on the scale and it reads ‘666’? The scale doesn’t even go up that high!
It’s not possible that something within it is summoning a trickster demon to make this the most terrifying April Fools’ Day he and his friends have ever experienced. That is, if they live through it.
Right?
Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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