2-Pack: Griffin 10W Wireless Charging Stands
Our Take
- They charge
- They stand your phone up so you can see it
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
A terrifying figure stalks outside the cabin–yo, that’s scary. I’m calling for help and getting out of here.
The phone lines are–cell phone. There’s service, like, everywhere at this point. I’m streaming right now.
TWO PERCENT BATTERY AND–Bro. It’s charging in the stand as I watch “Severance” picture-in-picture while watching my Uber on the map. This is NOT happening tonight.
Realize how much basic technology solves most horror premises in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Andy wanted a charging stand.
As a prank, Gina got him the exact opposite: a killing bed.
Now, no one is safe in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
