2-Pack: Gloves In A Bottle Hand Shielding Lotion For Dry Skin
Our Take
- Hand lotion that doesn’t just wash off
- Not actual gloves
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Jeremy was breathless as he prepared to commit the crime of the century, stealing a rare Pokemon card from a notorious scalper who was ruining the fun for everyone. As close to a victimless crime as could be, yes?
Avoiding forensic evidence (He’d seen CSI), Jeremy covered his hands in liquid gloves, but why on earth are the gloves he’s squirting on some leather Isotoners from 1995? And why is the LAPD at the door??
Find out if this is too dated a reference at this point in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Lisa wanted gloves. So as a prank, Barry bought Gloves in a Bottle lotion.
The only problem? The gloves in the bottle have hands in them. So a bottle of liquid hands!
Pretty scary, huh?
You’re damn right it is in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
