2-Pack: Gloue 3000 Volt Rechargeable Electric Fly Swatters with Stands

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Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

In a bar, he once asked a Togruta how he wore a space helmet. The Togruta, confused, looked at him and asked, “Why?”

They sat in an awkward silence as each came to the simultaneous realization that space helmets, in truth, had very little use in this universe outside of military uniforms and the signifying of badasses. This is despite there being many individuals piloting fighter spacecraft with particularly exposed cockpits.

While it may have been considered a more civilized age, safety considerations never really improved over time.

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