2-Pack: Einova Polaris Dual-Port 140W USB-C Charger

Too late It’s over

Our Take

Simultaneous 65W+65W charging
Or 140W max on a single port
6-foot 140W USB-C cable included with each one
Works for phones, laptops, whatever
GaN means they charge efficiently, and they charge fast
You can’t have too many of these things, really
Can it make a margarita: We wouldn’t be surprised if blenders started plugging into USB-C soon (if they haven’t already)

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PRODUCT COMPARISON: Einova Polaris Dual-Port 140W USB-C Charger vs. Buzzed Power Dispenser 5.0

Einova Polaris Dual-Port 140W USB-C Charger

Pros:

2 USB-C ports on each charger
Charges at 65W in both ports at the same time, or 140W if you just use one port
Can charge phones, laptops, you name it
GaN (gallium nitride) transistors allow for efficient energy transfer, resulting in faster charging
Non-addictive for devices
Available in a 2-pack
Easy to take with you

Cons:

Buzzed Power Dispenser 5.0

Pros:

Pours delicious electricity into devices, regardless of port
Three year-round flavors of electricity: lemon-lime, cotton candy, and blue razzmatazz
Seasonal flavors released regularly (a little pumpkin spice power, anyone?)
Has what devices crave

Cons:

Can dehydrate and overstimulate devices
Flavor-syrup refills sold separately
Will keep pouring electricity into devices well after they’ve had their fill
Devices can become addicted to sweet electricity and grow despondent, belligerent, and/or shaky if you try to give them unsweetened electricity
Even if you stop buying the flavor-syrup refills in an effort to detox your devices, you may wake up and find your phone has pawned your smart watch to buy more
On that last point: the more we think about it, the worse it is; that’s not like you pawning a watch, it’s like you pawning a SIBLING
Syrup bottles are non-recyclable

Verdict: Though your devices may ask for the Buzzed Power Dispenser 5.0, the Einova Polaris Dual-Port 140W USB-C Charger is the safer bet.